I’ll Have To Trouble You Again

A fine-looking gentleman sat down in the main dining room of an expensive restaurant. He ordered a big dinner and spent an hour enjoying himself. After he was given the check, he summoned the head waiter.

“Ah, my friend,” he said, “that was a delicious meal! Perhaps you don’t remember that I was a guest at this same table just about a year ago. And at that time I couldn’t pay the check, so you, sir had me thrown out in full view of all the other diners and thrown into the gutter just as if I were a bum!”

“I am so sorry, sir” said the head waiter. “But, you understand-”

“Oh it’s quite all right!” interrupted the gentleman, but I’m afraid I’ll have to trouble you again.”