Interview With Banta Singh

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.

Banta Singh : OK.

Interviewer : Made in India.

Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan.

Interviewer : Good …. Keep it up.

Banta Singh : Bad …. Put it down.

Interviewer : Maxi – mum

Banta Singh : Mini – dad

Interviewer : Enough! Take your seat.

Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat.

Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat.

Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat.

Interviewer : I say you get out!

Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in.

Interviewer : I reject you!

Banta Singh : You appoint me.

Interviewer : …..!!!!!