An old Italian Mafia Don is dying, so he calls his grandson to his bed.
“Grandson, I wanna you lissin to me. I wanna you for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.”
“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns, … how about leaving me your Rolex watch instead.”
“You lissin to me. Somma day you gonna be runna da bussiness, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambina. Am I right?”
“Yes grandpa, I guess so.”
“Ok, so soma day you gonna come home and maybe finda you wife in bed with anotha man. Whada you gonna do? Pointa to da watch and say, … TIMES UP!?”