– You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail on the way back to bed.
– You name your children Eudora, AOL and dotcom.
– You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
– You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap and your child in the overhead compartment.
– You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.
– You laugh at people with 14.4 band modems.
– You start using smileys in your snail mail.
– You find yourself typing “com” after every period when using a word processor.com
– You can’t call your mother because she doesn’t have a modem.
– You check your mail. It says “no new messages.” So you check it again.
– You don’t know what gender three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral screennames and you never bothered to ask.
– You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you Landscape
– You tell the cab driver you live at http://1000.garden/house/brick.html
– You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
– After reading this, you immediately e-mail it to your friends.