Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’s in serious financial straits. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes to the synagogue and begins to pray. “God, please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money soon, I’m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto.”
Lotto night comes and somejoke else wins it. Jacob goes back to the synagogue. “God, please let me win the lotto. I’ve lost my business, my house and now I’m even going to lose my car as well!”
Lotto night comes and Jacob still has no luck. Back to the synagogue, “My God, why have you forsaken me so? I’ve lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don’t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won’t you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order?”
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open up. Jacob is confronted by the voice of God himself.
“Jacob, my son…. meet me halfway on this one. Buy a goddamn ticket!”