A minister told his friend Rabbi Goldman, “Last night, I dreamed of the Jewish Heaven. It was a slum, and it was overflowing with people â running, playing, talking, sitting â doing all sorts of things. But the dream, and the noise, was so terrific that I woke up.”
The rabbi said, “Really? Last night, I dreamed of the Protestant Heaven. It was a nice, proper suburb, with neatly trimmed lawns, and houses all neatly lined up.”
“And how did the people behave?” asked the minister.
“What people?”
Jewish Heaven
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