Johnny Jokes (2)

One day, Johnny saw his dad got caught on fire. Immeaditly he went to his mom saying, “Mom, mom hurry, dad’s on fire, and I brought the marshmellows!”

Another day a lady came to the door asking for things for the old peoples fund. Johnny yelled from the doorway to his mom, “Hey mom, there’s this person asking for the old peoples fund, shall I give them grandma?”