Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because they keep journals of amusing things their students have written in papers. Here are a few examples:
– The future of “I give” is “I take.”
– The parts of speech are lungs and air.
– The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
– A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
– Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.
– The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums.
– The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.
– We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.
– A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly constipated authorities.
– The climate is hottest next to the creator.
– Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.
– Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
– In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.