Laws of Feline Physics III

Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat’s irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment, multiplied by the amount of human laughter.

Law of Milk Consumption
A cat will drink his weight in milk squared, just to show that he can.

Law of Furniture Replacement
A cat’s desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

Law of Cat Landing
A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the mid-section of an unsuspecting, reclining human.

Law of Fluid Displacement
A cat, immersed in milk, will displace her own volume minus the amount of milk consumed.

Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat’s interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends trying to interest him.

Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of matter + anti-matter + it doesn’t matter.