One day, God was talking to St. Peter.
God said, “I am not very happy with all the sinners in the world. I should send a letter to each of them and tell them what they are doing wrong and they must stop, or they will not come to Heaven when they die.”
“I have a better idea,” St. Peter said. “We should send letters to all the people who are doing good things and congratulate them on being accepted into Heaven when they pass on.”
God agreed, so they sent out the letters. Do you know what the letters said?
What, you mean you didn’t get one?