Little Johnny and his friend w…

Little Johnny and his friend were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other.
Friend: “Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?”
Little Johnny: “Yes, I have”
Friend: “Well, my father dug it.”
Little Johnny: “That”s nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea?”
Friend: “Yes, I have.”
Little Johnny: “Well, my father killed it.”