Little Johnny asks his father,…

Little Johnny asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”
The father, as they are wont to do, goes into a long lecture on the nature of God and how mankind has associated human characteristics with the Almighty in an attempt at better understanding, etc.
He ends with the observation that God is neither male nor female, black nor white, straight nor gay, to which Little Johnny responds “Oh, is God Michael Jackson, then?”