Little Johnny is sitting in class, and the teacher says, “Today, children, we are going to learn multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?”
Little Johnny waves his hand, “Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!”
Miss Rogers says, “Alright, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?”
Little Johnny says, “Masturbate.”
Miss Rogers smiles and says, “Wow, little Johnny, that’s a mouthful.”
Little Johnny says, “No, Miss Rogers, you’re thinking of a fel-a-tio.”
Little Johnny is sitting in cl…
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