Little Johnny walked into his …

Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom.
Johnny’s father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed.
Little Johnny asked curiously “What ya doin dad?”
His father quickly replied, “I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed, to which Little Johnny replied…
“What ya gonna do, f#ck him?”