Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed putting on a condom about to give his girlfriend some action. Little Johnny walks into the room, sees him and asks, ‘Whatcha doin’ daddy?’ His dad stoops quickly to cover up his dick and starts looking at the floor. ‘Oh I’m just looking for this big rat I saw.’ Little Johnny says, ‘What the hell are you going to do when you find it, fuck it?’
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting…
in Jokes