LITTLE JOHNY

TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: “HIJKLMNO”!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you only said it’s H to O!!!!

TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down his
father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now
do you know why his father didn’t
punish him?”
L-JOHNY: “Because George still had the axe in his
hand.”