One day at Lee Elementary in the 1st grade hallway a little boy named Chris(kid #2 from my spoiled brat joke) and another child name sarah are walking down the hall way.
(sarah and chris bump into each other)
sarah:watch it doo doo head.
chris:you watch it cootie pants.
sarah:who are you calling cootie pants,freckle face.
chris:you,little miss bucktooth.
sarah:well you’re nothing but a ugly butt.
chris:why don’t you shut the hell up you god damn mother fucking bitch ass whore.