Two small boys, one catholic and one protestant get lost in the woods.
Darkness comes down and they near a monastery. Upon entering they are asked their faith, telling the head monk their religions.
The Catholic lad gets the best of treatment, good food, a good bed near the fireplace. The protestant lad however gets a bowl of cold gruel, and is told to sleep by the drafty door to keep the cold out of the room.
In the morning the head monk asks the boys how it was. “I dreamt I was in heaven, Father” said the Catholic boy. “It was just wonderful.”
“I dreamt that I was in hell ” said the protestant boy. “And what was that like?” said the holy father. “Just like this place, couldn’t get near the fire for catholics!”