Holiday Banana Bread:
Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2 firm milk containers, 1 fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 large banana
Instructions: 1 – look into laughing eyes and hold loving arms.
2 – Spread well shaped legs slowly.
3 – Squeeze & massage milk containers until the fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased – check with middle finger.
4 – Add banana, work up and down until well creamed.
5 – Lower nuts and sigh with relief. When banana is soft, bread is done!
6 – Be sure to wash mixing utensils, but “do not lick the bowl.” NOTE: If bread rises, leave town.