4 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving?
A policeman.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Jailbreak.
There is a Mexican, a French, a Italian, and an American. Their boat was getting too heavy so they decided to throw off some cargo. The Frenchmen tossed off a bottle of wine. All the others yelled, “What are you doing?”
He replied, “We have too many of these in our country.”
Next, the Italian threw off a pizza. All the others yelled, “What are you doing?”
He replied, “We got too many of these in our country.”
After that the Mexican threw off a bunch of tacos. All the others yelled, “What are you doing?”
He replied, “We have too many of these in our country.”
Finally, the American had a turn to throw of some cargo. He threw off the Mexican. All the others yelled, “What are you doing?”
He replied, “We have too many of those in our country.”