What’s the difference between MJ and a grocery bag?
One is white, made of plastic, dangerous for children to play with, and the other one holds groceries!
Why does MJ like Wal-Mart?
Because they have boys’ pants half off!
What time is bedtime in Neverland?
When the big hand touches the little hand!
And now, for the grand finale:
What is brown and in little boys’ pants?
MJ’s hand!