Modern Day Letter From a Girl to Her Crush

Dear _______________,
I really like you. I was wondering if you would like to go out with me. Please check one of the boxes below:

___ Yes

___ No

___ No, I already have a girlfriend, sorry

___ Yes, if you don’t tell my girlfriend

___ No, I am already fathering a child

___ No, I’m gay

Love,
______________

*written by clueless_chic*