It can buy a bed – but not sleep
It can buy a clock – but not time
It can buy you a book – but not knowledge
It can buy you a position – but not respect
It can buy you medicine – but not health
It can buy you blood – but not life
So you see, money isn’t everything, and it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering…….
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you!!