·Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
·One should love animals. They are so tasty.
·Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
·Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
·Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
·The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
·Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
·Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
·Children in back seats cause accidents. Accidents in back seats cause children.
·The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know – so why bother to learn?