Twenty Something – The cost of a sitter for Saturday night.
Fancy Restaurant – One that serves cold soup on purpose.
College – The four-year period when parents are permitted access to their home telephone.
Hors D’oeuvres – A sandwich cut into 20 pieces.
Kissing – A means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other.
Emergency Numbers – Police station, Fire Department and fast food places that deliver.