Why did the moron stare at frozen orange juice?
Because it said ‘concentrate.’
Did you hear about the moron that got an AM radio?
It took him a month to realize he could play it at night!
What did the moron say when he put a quarter in the parking meter?
Hey! Where is my gumball?
Why did the moron tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
How do you drown a moron?
Put scratch-n-sniff stickers at the bottom of the pool!
Why did the moron climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side!
Why can’t morons dial 911?
They can’t find the 11 on the phone!