My Car and My Dog

One day, after I took my dog to the vet, I stopped off at the grocery store to pick up some milk. So I left my dog in the car with the window rolled down so she could breathe. Because my dog is small, she could fit through the window of the car, but she is well trained enough to follow my commands. So I told her, “Stay. Stay there, don’t move. Staaay.”

A man loading his car with groceries next to me said, “You know, usually, I just put it in park!”