One mistake my mom made when I was three: she taught me how to read the word napkin.
The second mistake she made: I asked her why “napkins” were under the sink. She said they were for “special occasions”
The third mistake she made: My mom asked me to set the table for the special occasion tonight. So I went to the bathroom and got the “napkins” for special ocassions, and set them on the table. When I got done, my dad came in and burst out in laughter, along with my uncle and aunt as they walked in. When my mom came in, her face turned bright red.