Occupation Punchlines

Here are some favorite sayings from people all over the world.

Doctor: Oops.

Secretary: I’m pregnant!

Travel Agent: I know what you did last summer…

Michael Jackson: I didn’t do it!

Bill Clinton: I didn’t do it! Oh wait…Yes, I did.

Computer Programmer: H0w d0 y0u w0rk th15 “Ch355” g4m3?? 1 N33D H3LP!!!111//

Pilot: Are we there yet?

Mad Scientist: I like Cows!

Cell Phone Tester: Can you hear me now?

Video Gamer: Can the line lag any further?