Once, I was walking along our road and saw a man who appeared to be very old and well-lived sitting in a rocking chair. Surely, I thought, this man had all the answers. So I asked, “How did you live to such a healthy old age?”
He said, “I do lots of drugs, eat lots of sugars and fats, I smoke, and I never exercise.”
“Wow,” I said, “how old are you again??”
“I’m 22.”