Once Johnny walked in on his dad and he was drinking a beer Johnny said can I have some and the dad said can your dick touch your ass and the kid said no and then he couldn’t, later his dad was smoking and he said can I have some and the dad said can your dick touch your ass and then he couldn’t later his mom baked some cookies and his dad said can I have one and Johnny said can your dick touch your ass and the dad said yeah and Johnny said then go fuck yourself these are my cookies.
Once Johnny walked in on his d…
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