One day a mother walked into the bathroom to find her little son Tommy furiously scrubbing his dick with a toothbrush and toothpaste. ?What the hell do you think you?re doing, young man?!? she yelled. ?Don?t try to stop me!? Johnny warned. ?I?m gonna do this three times a day, because there?s no way I?m gonna get a cavity that looks and smells as bad as my sister?s.?
One day a mother walked into t…
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