One day Johnny’s mom asked him to go to the store to pick up a loaf of bread. On his way home from the store he had his hand down his pants jerkin’ off. As he was walking the priest from his church spotted him and told him ” Johnny, I see you have the staff of life in your hand.” Johnny replied ” yup, I do… and a loaf of bread in the other”
One day Johnny’s mom asked him…
in Jokes