One day Little Johnny asks his…

One day Little Johnny asks his dad, “What’s the difference between a pussy and a cunt?”
Dad thought for a minute and said, “Come with me.”
He took Little Johnny to his mother’s bedroom, where she was sleeping nude.”Son” he whispered, “see that brown soft furry patch? That is a pussy.”
Little Johnny asked, “May I touch it to see how soft and furry it is?”
“No!” replied his father.”That might wake the cunt up.”