One day Little Johnny came up …

One day Little Johnny came up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did I come from?”
Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time his son knew the facts of life. So, Dad told his son how the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life, how life developed and finally how a child was born. As Dad told the story, his son’s eyes got wider and wider.
When Dad was finished, Little Johnny said, “Wow, that’s really neat. That sure beats what Billy told me. He said that he came from Philadelphia.”