One night after watching Who W…

One night after watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, a man and his wife went to bed and the man was getting rather frisky. He asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, ?Not tonight dear, I have a headache.? The man replied, ?Is that your final answer?? She said ?Yes.? ?OK, then I?d like to phone a friend.? he replied.