One night Little Johnny’s fath…

One night Little Johnny’s father and friends were playing poker, and little Johnny kept running around shouting the name of the cards. They tried everything to get him occupied but he never stopped. When he had enough one of his fathers friends grabbed him and took him out of the room, when he came back Johnny was no where to be seen. Finally his father was disturbed, “What the hell did you do to that boy?” he asked, “Nothing much, just taught him how to masturbate.”