There once was an American Indian whose given name was “OneStone”. He was so named because he had only one testicle.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him OneStone. After years and years of torment, OneStone finally cracked and said, “If anyone calls me OneStone again, I will kill them!”
Word quickly spread and nojoke called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named BlueBird forgot and said, “Good morning, OneStone.”
He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. Then he made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. Word got around that OneStone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named YellowBird returned to the village after being away for many years. YellowBird, who was BlueBird’s cousin, was overjoyed when she saw OneStone. She hugged him and said, “Good to see you, OneStone.”
OneStone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, and made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, and made love to her all the next night, but YellowBird just wouldn’t die!
The Moral of this story:
“You can’t kill two Birds with OneStone.”