Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed.Doctor: You should cut down on drinks.Patient: I don’t touch a drop.Doctor: You should cut down on smoking.Patient: I don’t smoke.Doctor: You should stop taking drugs.Patient: I don’t do drugs.Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing.Patient: Haven’t touched a woman in my life.Doctor: In that case, get yourself a drink, learn to smoke, do some drugs, and find a couple of girlfriends.
Patient: Doctor, I have a prob…
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