Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a train.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?Patient: Well… The bad news first…Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.Patient: That’s terrible! What’s the good news?Doctor: There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
Patient: I’m in a hospital! Wh…
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