One day, two women and a man die. When they go to heaven, St. Peter tells them they could do whatever they want as long as they didn’t step on a pink cloud.
One day, one of the three people were seen walking with two ugly men. “I tripped and fell on a pink cloud,” she explained, “then **POOF** here he was.”
The next day, the other woman was seen walking with an even uglier guy! She said, “I was pushed onto a pink cloud. Then **POOF** here was this gross guy.”
A few days later, the two women, and their ugly men, saw the guy that had died walking with a gorgeous woman. They asked him what happened. He said, “Oh, she stepped on a pink cloud.”