There was a Polish man and an American on the street corner. The American man wanted to see if the Polish really were stupid. The Polish man replied, “No, you stupid American, we are not.” The American then puts his hand in front of a metal pole, and tells the Polish man, he’s sorry to hit him for it. When he goes to hit him, the American moves his hand, leaving the Polish man crying. The Polish man then puts his hand in front of his face and says, “What now?”
The Polish man went to the hospital. The entire time he was there, he insisted he screw the room lightbulb in himself.