Abortion – Near Life Experience
Bald – Follically liberated
Blind – Photonically non-receptive
Bum – Displaced homeowner
Cannibalism – Intra-Species dining
Censorship – Selective speech
Cheating (Marriage) – Post-Marital Affairs
Cheating (School) – Academic Dishonesty
Clumsy – Uniquely coordinated
Corpse – Permanently static post-human mass
Cowboys – Bovine control officers
Crime Rate – Street activity index
Dead – Living impaired
Deaf – Visually oriented
Delicatessen – Corpse Farm
Dish Washer – Utensil Sanitizer
Fat – Person of substance
Gas Station Attendant – Petroleum Transfer Technician
Hunter – Meat Mercenary
Idiot – Factually Unencumbered
Insane Person – Selectively Perceptive
Midget – Vertically Challenged
Politically Correct Phrases
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