– “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?
– If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and drycleaners depressed?
– Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”?
– Why is it that if someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
– If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
– If people from Poland are called “Poles,” why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes?”
– Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
– If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
– Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn’t live there.
– If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?