I think – therefore I’m single. (Lizz Winstead)
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. (Margaret Thatcher)
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. (Elayne Boosler)
I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde. (Dolly Parton)
I’m not going to vacuum ’till Sears makes one you can ride on. (Roseanne barr)
If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? (Linda Ellerbee)