A family was eating out at a restaurant. The waiter who had been standing by them said in quite an upset manner “Well I guess I’m gonna go home, make myself a cold tuna sandwich, watch the news, and then cry myself to sleep again.” The mother of the family looks at him in pity and says ” would you like to join us?” The waiter shouts back, “Did you not just hear me?! I have an evening planned!”
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