Jacky walked into his house from school crying; his mom saw him and said, “What’s wrong, Jacky?”
Jacky replied, “I lost a quarter at school!”
“There, there,” replied his mother, “here’s another,” handing him a quarter.
Jacky cries even louder; this time his mother, upset, says, “What’s the matter now?”
Jacky says, “I wish I said I lost a dollar!”