One day a pretty lady was driving through the desert and her car broke down. In the distance, she sees an indian riding a horse. He rides over to her and offers her a lift to the nearest gas station and she happily accepts. On the way to the gas station, the indian would let out a, “Woo Hoo, Yipee!” every few seconds. The lady just figured that he was being an Indian and ignored it.
When they finally got to the gas station and the Indian had left, the guy that worked at the gas station asked, “What was his problem?” The lady responded, “I don’t know, I was just holding onto his saddle horn.”
The guy replied, “Lady, Indians don’t use saddles!”