– “Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ‘stunning.’”
– “I can’t help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!!”
– “Nice Asimov.”
– “Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody.”
– “Earth woman, prepare to be probed!”
– “I’m the droid you’re looking for.”
– “Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or… well, I’m just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled off one of my Vulcan ears.”
– “Hey, baby. I own Microsoft.”
– “Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’”
– “If I told you you had a beautiful joke, would you watch me masturbate while I download pictures of Jeri Ryan?”