Amy was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a game on TV. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this, there’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season tickets.”
“Hmmm,” her husband said, not bothering to look away from the game.
Amy said teasingly, “Would you swap me for season tickets?”
“Absolutely not,” he said, “season’s more than half over.”